The Second Most Dangerous Man In London

The names Moran. I'm the best shot in London. Sadly for you, I'm already employed, but name your price and I'll see if we can work something out.

((created for the superwhopottlock rp))
Posts tagged "mun vs muse"
Asker Anonymous Asks:
MvM: Sebstrade
somebodyelseisholdingtherifle somebodyelseisholdingtherifle Said:

Allow me to point out here that I will answer Ship!Anons in the AU where Seb shags everyone and is a huge slut.

A: Hah. Yes.

S: What, me and the silvery one?

A: No shit.

S: I should definitely be more opposed to this idea.

A: No. No, you shouldn’t. Git.

S: He has tried to arrest me.

A: And he looked good doing it.

S: Shush.

A: Hah. Fine. At least I know I’m right.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Mun vs Muse: Jimzina
somebodyelseisholdingtherifle somebodyelseisholdingtherifle Said:

S: If I’m not the best man, I quit working for Jim.

A: Of course, dear.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Mun vs Muse: Spongebob Squarepants
somebodyelseisholdingtherifle somebodyelseisholdingtherifle Said:

A: It’s oka-

S: NO.

A: The fuck is yo-

S: NO.

A: Apart from his idioti-

S: NO.

A: Jim?

S: Maybe.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Mun vs Muse: Marshmallows
somebodyelseisholdingtherifle somebodyelseisholdingtherifle Said:

A: Only in cold weather.

S: No.

A: They melt otherwise.

S: They deserve to die.

A: And it’s sticky. And horrible.

S: I hate marshmallows.

A: Jim?

S: Obviously.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Mun vs Muse: Guns/Violence
somebodyelseisholdingtherifle somebodyelseisholdingtherifle Said:

S: Yes, yes and yes.

A: Depends who it is. Shooting looks fun, though.

S: Is this going to be one of those in depth conversations about how slowly you’d kill everyone in your school? And that’s because it is fun.

A: Yes.

S: I’m in.

A: I knew you would be.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Mun vs. Muse: Mormor
somebodyelseisholdingtherifle somebodyelseisholdingtherifle Said:

S: Jesus fuck, please tell me that is me and Morstan.

A: I agree. Although my headcanon says you and Mary are siblings, so.

S: I don’t care. God.

A: You spoon, though. All the time.

S: In a platonic way.

A: Of course.

S: Damn right, of course.